Zulu Streeeetches Out

So our vet suggested this site to keep the lad occupied. I wasn’t sure at first, but put in an order that just had to include the toy they swore every Grey loved.

Sure enough, here he goes, one second after it was put in the cage:

Somebody better tell him to be careful extending his neck with Thanksgiving around the corner.

And THEN he found the caterpillars. It now takes him under a minute to turn this cute little guy:

Into a pile a dozen or more sad little bits. Luckily, it looks like I can reassemble the ones he hasn’t chewed into even tinier bits.

I tried to get a pic of the body parts strewn across the battlefield, but he didn’t want me touching them until he was done picking over their bones. He’ll signal he’s finished by flinging the organs over the edge of the desk and off the cliff, then calling in his best Henry VIII fashion for another to be brought out to him.

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